Colurful Praise

80% loading to a power packed youth programme. Colourful praise coming with loads of excitement  on the 7th  of December 2014 on the address above by 4pm prompt.
Come and be blessed.
Ministering are awesome comedians such as MC PROFF, MC LELEO and  awesome CBA dance crew and many more.

COLOURFUL PRAISE

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Count down to the WORLD PROGRAMME OF THE YEAR.
The Redeemed Christian church of God Jesus Embassy brings to you, a spirit filled youth programme   COLORFUL PRAISE.It promises  to be exciting.
Come and be blessed.
VENUE: (church Auditorium) RCCG JESUS EMBASSY 17, IBADAN STREET IRAWO B/STOP AJEGUNLE
TIME: 4PM
DATE: 7TH DECEMBER 2014
Come have fun and  be blessed .Youthfulness  is in the mind!

HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU?

 


1. She pays more attention to her phone than you
2.  She's less interested in Sex
3. Her social calender id usually bursting at the seams
4. She accumulates new cloths at high rate than usual
5. She flirts with other people in front of you
6. She starts pointing accusing fingers unconsciously
7. She's overly concerned with your whereabouts 
8. She isn't making plans for the future
Do not hate her already, you guys can always talk things over.

WAYS TO KNOW IF YOUR BOY FRIEND IS CHEATING ON YO

1. He tells you he isn't really ready for a relationship early on. Yet he continues to talk to you and lead you on in a way that seems serious. You just go with it because he is cute, seems genuine, gives you attention, and you might just think he'll change and realize you're "the one."

2. He puts his phone on airplane mode. That way you can't see incoming texts when you ask to see pictures on his phone that you guys just took of each other.

3. He takes his phone with him every time he goes to the bathroom.

4. He has more friends that are girls than you do, and he only has a few guy friends.

5. You haven't met a lot of his friends even though you hang out with him a lot.

6. His phone battery seems to die more than the average person’s, making him unreachable for extended periods of time.

7. He gives you just enough attention to keep you around but not enough to actually move forward in your "relationship."

8. He stops initiating sexy time.

9. He can't commit — to you or to future plans, even things like what you're going to do with him on Saturday.

1O. He sometimes lies about random/inconsequential things at times when it doesn’t really seem to matter.

11. Everyone he follows on Instagram appears to be a sexy-looking, half-naked woman.

12. You haven't met his family. OK, maybe his mom, but she doesn't even know what he's up to, and you only met her for an hour.

13. You find alarming texts in his phone that say, "Have you been tested?"

Do not crucify him already talk things out and see if you both can work better.

PINK LIPS BONANZA

So  many people are striving  to get an awesome pink lips.Well you need not go far any more because this honorable gentle man is ready to share his God's given gift of maximum pink lips without charges.Contact me if interested.....winkz

Mistake or fate?

I am 18 and Pregnant, my father is the pastor of our church,my mother is the Teens coordinator and i am the Teens Church president. I never really wanted  to have sex,it was a mistake, i just wanted to explore the sexual world.The dude i had it with traveled out of the country for his Masters even before i noticed.I am 2weeks already?should i tell my mum or get rid of it myself?

MOUTHAN COMBAT HEHEH (Oshiomole goes after Fayose)

 In a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Peter Okhiria, Governor Adams Oshiomhole said;

“We find it utterly laughable and as the height of political childishness for the Ekiti State Governor to hide behind his media aides and seek to drag the name of the Governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole, into his crude gangster tactics which he has re-introduced into Ekiti politics less than two months after assuming office.

“If the Ekiti Governor is too lazy to read and too politically illiterate to know what is happening in Edo State House of Assembly, we expected his psychedelic media aides to simply shut their loud mouths rather than behave like capering neophytes." Continue..

“For the purpose of education, the Ekiti Governor and his media aides should be informed that there is no crisis in Edo State House of Assembly. Fifteen members of the 24-member Assembly are members of the All Progressives Congress, while nine are members of the opposition PDP. Of the nine PDP members, three are on suspension while the seat of one member has been declared vacant. So, effectively, the PDP has five members in the Edo State House of Assembly.

“Even a kindergarten knows that 15 is greater than 5. So if five PDP members decide to sit with three suspended members and another whose seat was declared vacant in a chamber which is undergoing renovation, then we can at best regard that as the height of crass legislative irresponsibility".

“It is ridiculous to even contemplate that the Ekiti Governor and his media aides do not know that 15 is greater than five! For sure, they seem engrossed with their stomach infrastructure mantra, such a dubious contraption which can only be contrived by an ideologically clueless and gluttonous administration".

“But for the kind of democracy we practice in Nigeria, where the PDP promotes and condones all manners of illegalities, inanities and shenanigans which have become the second nature of that party, Ayodele Fayose would have been cooling off his heels in gaol rather than brandishing the appellation of being a Governor.

“We are thoroughly ashamed that Ekiti, hitherto known as the fountain of knowledge, is being reduced to a mindless bubble by a man running her affairs without a discernible direction like a drowning man clutching desperately at flotsam.

“We advise Fayose to restrict his gung-ho area boy tactics to Ekiti state and stop dropping the name of Governor Adams Oshiomhole to shore up his jaded image. Governance comes with decorum, respect and responsibility. If Ekiti people with all their avowed sophistication and intellectuality have elected to present a political rascal as their number one citizen, so be it; but they must understand that there is a huge difference between character and infamy"

JOYOUS NOISE

Looking for a place to be on the 7th of December? you need not be pensive... cuz all road leads to RCCG JESUS EMBASSY YOUTH PROGRAMME.@ 17, ibadan street Irawo bus stop Ajegunle Ikorodu Road lagos.
Promises to be fun, spirit filled, life transforming... and ofcourse.... COLOURFUL!!!!!

DREAMS

Holla, you know you can sit around and work towards your dream, but that same dream can have you sit around thinking about it not living it. For me, I want to chase reality, I don’t want to dream, I want “Real Life”. I want to live success, I want to take what’s mine and wake up every single day doing what I love. I want to show everyone of those people who told me I was crazy for even considering it that it is possible. Now… not everyone has to understand your life, ’cause it’s not their life to understand. People are going to judge you but that’s the way it is, but them judging you is fear exposing itself, it’s their lack of determination and commitment manifesting itself in judgement of your actions and that makes them voice their opinions. your success is their pain and failure, let them dream.
’cause every morning you makeup, you are going to take what’s yours, this world is nothing but a black canvas for you to paint your life on, sure… there are going to be limitation, pain and mistakes, you can’t erase pain but you can seriously paint over it, let those out there that are talkers talk, it is the talkers that make the doing more worth while

cause every time you accomplish something you realize that there’s one more thing that others didn’t. Every time you’re working towards something, no matter how small it is…it’s one more minute you could have been spending doing nothing, another minutes of dreams talked about and not executed. so,go out there, take what is yours, don’t spend time dreaming about it. This is your life to live not your life to dream. Peace. #wordsunspoken.

AMAZING FACT

WISHES WINKS*

If i am granted one wish before the end of November, my wish would be, to be given the opportunity to tell Genevieve how much i like her and how much i want to be more than her, in terms of life style, entertainment and every other awesome aspect of her life.I know my wish will com to pass some day.
If i am also given the same opportunity to meet Ramsey, i would tell it to his face that i want my future husband  to be more than him to.

PEACE

 

I really don’t know but this might make you all think. I need you to Add up all your trips, sleeping, education, entertainment, you’ve probably used half of your life doing nothing, perhaps at 65 you don’t have any influence, you can’t do nothing much at 65. Let me break it down, when you’re 65 you really don’t have too much more to do or contribute, so you never know if you are going to turn 65 in 30years? ’cause in those 30 years, you have to sleep for 9years, you don’t have 30years of daylight so all your traveling would probably equate to 4years of traveling in 30years. About 9years of sleeping, 3years of entertainment. So now out of 30years you might have about 16years to be productive. This is how we can all break our individual lives down. Now, the question is what are you going to do in the next 16 years?, what is the best thing you can do? Because how long do we live? 80years? The odd are everyone reading this because, some of you are going to be dead 20years from now, some 50years from now, some 30, 60 or even 70years from now. we are all going to die soon and if you live up to 125 which luckily we don’t do right? So we don’t have but about 80years on earth. we don’t stay here, we’re just trustees, we don’t own nothing, so what am saying Is that the most important thing about life is what happens when you die. Heaven or Hell? so get yourself ready to meet your God. Does that make sense? peace. #wordsunspoken.

FEAR IS'NT ON THE TABLE

 Let me quickly share something with you. Two little boys were playing on some ice during the winter, as they

got further onto the ice, the ice got thinner and one fell through the ice and got trapped under it. so the little boy that was still on top of the ice was trying to reach out to his buddy and he couldn’t reach him, he was was trying to break the ice, he could see his friend lying helpless through the ice. So he looked around, saw a tree in the distance and he ran to it, got up on the tree, then he started to pull and broke down an enormous size branch from the tree, picked it up and ran back in tears to his friend and then savagely started beating the ice and he broke through it. And so he saved his friend. Now when the paramedics arrived to revive the little boy. They were baffled trying to figure out how a tiny little boy of his size got up on a tree, broke off a huge branch from it and then came back to beat and broke through the ice to save his friend. They thought it was miraculous. Then an old guy who was there said “I can tell you how he did it.” and they asked, “how did he do it?” The old man answered and said, “He did it simply because there was no one here to tell him that he couldn’t do it.” Now, What could we do if we do not have the nail series of our lives? that we believe naively like that little boy that it was possible. What would you do if failure was not on the table? Peace. #wordsunspoken.

Does it COUNT (123456789)

It’s work and school day today let me hit it straight by saying, the most important part of our life is to know what ought to be done, It is not just enough to be busy, ants are busier anyway. so the question is, ‘What are we busy about? what are our laid down priorities? Maybe this would help out, lets take an over view of our checkbooks and see what we spend money on. In an instant, we will know what is important to us because our money goes toward it. All am saying is, What counts can’t always be counted; what can be counted doesn’t always count. Perhaps if we continually ask ourselves, “What’s important now?”, we won’t waste time on the trivial. And It’s not so much how busy we are, but why we are busy. Essentially, our ability to select our most important task at each moment, and then to get started on that task and to get it done both quickly and well, will probably have more of an impact on our success than any other quality or skill we can ever develop. Because, things which matter most will never be at the mercy of things which matter least. Peace. # GEE INSPIRED

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THE AFFECTION I SOUGHT

When we face difficult situations we blame it on life.i want to ask a question, when life mistreats you, hope helps you move on right?…yes. But when love mistreats you, what helps you move on?
We all need love, we all should show love,but how many of us get the maximum percentage of love needed to sustain us.I am a great lover, but a less receiver, reasons being that i have probably not found the best provider of the percentage of love i want .Notwithstanding the best love ever you can get from the almighty,he gives this in abundance and that’s why we are at peace with him.
With this, we can conclude that love brings peace. As i was growing up, i had the most peaceful life until i tried to have better peace but ruined everything.I have opened the door that leads to a special kind of love at first it seems i had just opened a box full of butterfly preparing its feathers to explore the world.I liked the feeling i never wanted it to stop, i was being careful with the butterflies, i really dint want them out of the box because i was scared  they might get  hurt.
My butterflies were safe until they sighted a flower wow! they said, they sought permission to stare at the flower … i objected but not for long .The flower came itself and sought permission to help keep my butterflies safe, i asked life if it was ok, life said yes that we all need a protector, i asked peace, peace said”of course it’s your priority to be safe.
I was convinced and allowed my butterflies go with the flower… it was an awesome experience the second best protection after the one from the almighty.Years passed i  still liked the whole experiences.
A peril day came, my butterflies came running to me saying ” owner we wanna come back” i responded “but you are having fun aren’t u?”. My butterflies couldn’t explain to me what was going on because i couldn’t even understand the few they had explained.
And yes! the deal day came, i was still longing for more exploration when my butterflies came to me again with the news that the flower had withered, i was in a state of delimma i didn’t know what to do … i went to life, life directed me to hope, i went to peace, peace pointed to the heavens… and yes!! i ran to the heavens where my help comes from.
The big question is,, IF YOU WHERE ME WOULD YOU EVER LET YOUR BUTTERFLIES OUT AGAIN???

LEKKI TRIP

This is a true life story of Yetunde.Yetunde is a very pretty girl from a christian home.she love social networks and always active on them, and this caused her, her doom.

    Yetunde, met Anthony via facebook, they got talking and became great friends,hmmmm they even started dating…. Amazing u will say. well like my friend said , they really loved each other and nothing could come between them.well, since they are lovers already, they needed to see each other for the very first time. Anthony asked Yetunde where she would want their first date to be and the very smart babe said ANYWHERE. confirm!!!! my smart guys would say. Anthony my gentle man choose his crib ooo. and there it would be because my very smart babe said ‘anywhere’.On the 9th of August, she got his address and off she went to lekki…wow…. when she got to the house she was directed to…. yetunde screamed “ah  i don find husband” …

yeah, smart yetunde thought she had found a rich husband already. She knocked at the gate, an Aboki opened and asked her some  questions then took her to the main house. Mind you, she and Anthony had never met so it will in a way be a little awkward.”waooooooo” this was the major sound in her mind when she saw Anthony. hmmmmm Anthony, walked close to her, and hugged her like its been ages they saw….. my smart chick liked the feeling she got from her already imagined husband to be.

They got talking, Anthony wasn’t so interested in the long conversation they where having already, he wanted to get along with the DRILL  ( mind you, the drill was the food on the table prepared by TONY specially for his princess winkz). Tony joyfully announced to her that his parents had traveled the previous day and his siblings are with their cousins in Aja.hoooooo lalaa.

Anthony confesses his love to her, and she was on top of the world already, they drank, ate, played. etc. they where indeed in love.about an hour later, little Anthony was bored and wanted to play, and Yetunde was getting ready to go home. she said to TONY “uhmmm swt, i think i should be on ma way home now” Tony replied “ehn?” “sorry i  meant yeah you should”. He got up, to lead the way out, and little Tony shouted ” ehn oga Tony, watin you think say u wan do?”…

Heheheh, na em little Tony provoke o.Tony came to his senses haven being warned by little Tony. he asked Yetunde, “babe are you sure you really wanna go? my peeps are out of the country, and am actually the only one at home o…uhmmm u could spend the night sef, i treat my visitors well o”. Yetunde was then starting to understand wassup, but when she remembers the aroma of wealth in the house she’s in, chaiii she would even think of moving in already.but at the same time she wanted to go home.
finally, Tony offered her another drink while still standing at the door contemplating on whether to let her go or stay.well he dint wanna look like a bad guy, he asked her again, “do u mind us playing games in my room? i just got a new one”. the babe answered “ahhhh i can’t play game o”my guy answered heheh ama teach you that’s why you are my booooooooo.
(coughing* i think i need some water….) leme just complete it…jawe.
that’s was how they went in to start playing game ooooo. again little TONY got tired of the game, he wanted adventure but Oga Tony was f***ing up big time…. he dint wanna be called the bad guy. Finally TONY went to the kitchen, got some juice…. gave Yetunde a glass took one for himself…after about 5mintues Aunty Yetunde slept off.And yeeesssssssssss Little TONY was sooooooo happy, and was ready for the great adventure….
After Tony struggled with Little Tony for a very long time… he realized he was truly in love with Yetunde. he washed her sleep and even prepared diner for her. and waited for her to wake up…..heheheheheheeheeh
NOW THE BIG QUESTION IS DO WE STILL HAVE GUYS LIKE TONY IN THIS CENTURY???????
comment honestly.

BENT KNEES

 

Prayer isn’t just a tool for success, it’s more than a stepping stone to success .when and how do we pray? Most people only remember to pray when they are in distress, some pray because they feel it’s normal to. Though they pray, but without enthusiasm forgetting the fact that, prayer is the easiest way to communicating with the Almighty. And effective communication yields rapid feedback. As often as we communicate with our peeps via social networks or physical contact, that’s the same way we ought to pray. The almighty wants to hear from us everyday and not just in difficult days. An enthusiastic beep
 in for in form of prayer to the almighty changes our position. Let’s cultivate the habit of effective communication with the father.

AT YOUR RISK.....BE WARNED.

be warned about what you are about to view.your eyes at own risk.

 

This was said to have been killed in one ofthe male hostels of  Obafemi Awolowo University, known as ANGOLA. directly in front of the hostel, graciously no one was hurt .

I dont know if huge is the right adjective for the size of this snake.